Car time is now.

I pay my yearly subscription like everyone else here, so there better be a fucking brawl !!! 

Is this still Jalopnik?

All I can think of:

Ever been through rural South Carolina?

I was gonna drive the Aventador, but then I got high

I’m telling you people, we need a Lincoln Town Ka!

For all those who are concerned that this dealership will be marking up its vehicles, take the time to read this statement:

you suck, use a backpack

I’m pretty sure the question of whether one is an asshole depends on whether you return your shopping cart to where it goes, or just let it roll around the parking lot.

this is never the correct take

Minnesota.

There, good as new

Is it me or is that picture taken with the same camera used to photograph Big Foot and Loch Ness Monster?

More like GT360

I believe we have found the proof that I’m truly a redneck because I actually want this. I just wish it had the third row, but that was probably deleted for the gun boxes.

I may have just made mine last weekend. Bought a non-running, 15 yr old Audi with a blown twin turbo V6 and air suspension, and intend to turn it into an offroader:

Look at the selflessness of this man... dying on a hill for which no reward is promised or forthcoming.