I’m sure some of them quyt.

I like to think he’s basing this conversation off his relationships with women. “Hey Amanda, I’m not going to break up with you, but I’m also not going to call you and I’m not going to invite you to do anything or go anywhere. That being said, if you want to keep coming over and cooking me dinner and giving me blow…

But, did the they resygn?

Technically not true either, they’re just no longer getting payd.

I would pay good money to watch a parent slap the shit out of him.

That *could* work in her favor. No records... no W-2... Uncle Sam has nothing to check against for taxes owed...

1.) I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Ja Rule’s bank account hit its peak sometime around the I’m Real/Always on Time era and has been on the decline every since.

No, the best possible outcome would be all of that plus prison for McBro, a felony conviction and probation for Ja Rule and a big clawback of the money paid to the models who are crippled by their inability to type “#SPON.”

He “embezzled”the money by using it to fly models out the Bahamas to stay at resorts every weekend. That’s what one of the real event-planning firms told Rolling Stone (and maybe Buzzfeed? Don’t recall). I’m sure everything he did was legal. And THAT’S the real problem.

He really thinks in mottos and memes. They just rattle around in his big fat head.

Yeah I read that particular quote and pictured Jah Rule as a dude dressing up as a lady trying to get off the Titanic.

No, They got Layd Off.

Can someone start writing a book or screenplay about this festival. It just sounds so crazy and unbelievable and wow.

I was thinking more ethical and PR commonsense rather than technical liability...

Following a moment of confusion in which Fyre Festival co-founder Ja Rule—perhaps knowing what’s to come—claims “I’m on the phone, but I can barely hear you all because of this fucking hum” and hangs up,

So, the employees got Fyred?

Let’s all collectively pour out a pitcher of FitTea for all the influencers whose influence was lost that ill-fated weekend.

Surely - at the very least - personally covering the basic pay of employees is well within the means of someone like Ja Rule? We’re likely talking a few dozen - or at least under a 100 - low-pay employees here, for under a month?