BWHAHAAHH ANOTHER GRONK 69 JOKE

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Conor McGregor is Donald Trump’s America.

1. Porsche Carerra GT that I wouldn’t drive but would wipe with a diaper.

Do you guys even know who Drayton McLane, Jr. is? That stadium was built with part-Walmart money and part-Jim Crane money.

Quick, somebody photoshop me a picture of Cartman licking Hillary Clinton (and the blogosphere’s) collective tears

What’s your go-to spots?

Looks like you went out towards Driftwood, but please tell me you took the McLaren down Lime Creek Road?

I worked with a guy that had one that thought it was the coolest car ever. Until I burned his ass with my n54 335.

Jim Kelly does have a heck of an arm.

John Oliver is real.

BMW has made a 3 liter inline six for ages. No mention of that.

Apple meet orange.

What happens when the person you share with hits a curb and then tries to deny it? Does China foot that bill?

I work in sales in the shipping industry and carriers are always my favorite ships to board.

Get a job!

How many times did you walk around the office saying, “he’s making $1million per interception” this morning?

I’m an Astros fan and I saw all this as the news broke with the official statement and all that, but I couldn’t never find what the guy actually tweeted.

Jerry jones