How wealthy are you? Congrats on all your meow-meow beans.

I understand you, man. it’s like...when you’re doing good in the game you’re doing good in life. You keep doing good in life, champ.

They show more restrain than cops in the U.S.

I’m pretty sure most of them didn’t either. That’s the terrible thing about being born poor and into an autocratic society. And they can’t even escape elsewhere because apparently most of Europe and the US just wants them to stay there and die. And they can’t rebel to make their lives better because either Russia will…

Iceland’s victory over England was so improbable it has inspired Messi to come out of international retirement.

Goddammit, now I have to fortify my uranium refining centrifuge plant. Mondays are the fucking worst.

Whoa, buttered coffee can replace a proper vaccination plan? Amazing (ly ridiculous that you believe this)!

Diet fads are for suckers. I just carry around a healing crystal and wear copper bracelets.