His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

Says a man on the comments section of a tech blog.

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Peasants?  Dudes afraid his own employees won’t recognize him and will kick his ass or kill his dog for pressing the call button.  

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

he just keeps trying while being deliciously heckled by everyone around him.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Ah well, when an employee who’s not an employee is in a driverless car that’s not a driverless car, it’s easy to understand why they might treat a red light like it’s not a red light.

monogamy took the bone, and matrimony took the balls.

Bitch please

I’ve already lost them.

BBQ and Tacos can co-exist. Make lunch, not war.

“but we are certified organic and accept Apple Pay”

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

So, if it was STEREO with two satellites, when they lost B did A become MONO?

GODDAMN IT NASA!

In golf I believe that’s called the dreaded Double Honkey.