I bet that’s exactly what he does!

Haha yeah. Then he probably uses his eye laser beams to heat it up

Nah, while I see similarities and overlaps, it’s good to remind ourselves that baseball discipline and the legal system are two different things with different players with different interests and different in pretty much every fucking way. A closer analog to baseball discipline is child raising, where you reward and…

You mean a guy who Works Hard, Insists on Team first, and represents Everything else that’s good and pure about the student-athlete model? (Note: Jim only picks seniors from the winning team.)

OMG I love you.
And my memory hasn’t completely gone to shit!

I wish I could find it again, but long ago in an issue of SI there was an article on Gossage that described him throwing batting practice to his son and getting so fed up that the kid had his foot in the bucket while batting that he hit the kid with a pitch. The kid got up and screamed “Dad, you’re an asshole!”

Don’t become a freshness jagoff. A good beer at less than its peak freshness is still a good beer. The changes are very incremental. Get your IPAs as fresh as you can, but don’t worry that much about it. A 6 month old Hopslam is terrific.

The endurance bragging point has everything to do with how much it sucks.

I thought educated guesses were the only type you can’t find in SC.

“Why the student—who in available footage appears to be merely sitting at her desk—had to be thrown around her classroom by a much larger adult has yet to be explained.”

This is why neither you nor Hoke are head coaches right now.