Screw all that. I prefer my vastly more entertaining "blast 'em in the face with a double-barreled shotgun" method:

Using sophisticated facial reconstruction software, I was able to reconstruct his face:

Whelp, Nintendo clearly doesn't want me holding on to any of my money this holiday season.

"Remember when you just put a cartridge in your SNES and you were playing within seconds?"

Ubisoft: "Ugh, looks terrible. No one wants that."

*Or African Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, Liberal Men, Homosexuals, Transexuals, Young Men, or Progressive thinking Individuals

She was talking about the cesspool of self-obsessed child rapists that have come to dominate "gamer culture" - basement dwelling Hot Pocket swilling MRA activist "Why don't women respond to my advances like Laura Croft responds to the B Button" white bread fucktrolloping fedoras with dicks that give the rest of us a…

"Talking about something usually doesn't destroy it."

Are you even serious!? Calling millions of people terrorists KKK, child molesters and whatever else you can think of is 'talking'?

Forcing people to drop or stop identifying as gamers, geeks, nerds and so forth, and criminalizing that!? It's bullying same as it…

It doesn't matter what the world population is, what matters is who is buying your games. Even when you consider that women are playing games more nowadays, that's usually because mobile games like "candy crush" (does that game have a female protag? I never played it) are included. But the games that are being…

Video games already had a the most creative freedom out of any of the latest media outlets.

You want a game about depression, someone made one.
You want a game about shooting up Terrorists? They made one.
You want a game with bouncing boobs? They made one.
You want an artsy game with great visuals and story, but not…

I have to admit I didn't read the Alexander piece, but this line about a cesspool of rapists that have come to dominate "gamer culture", that is SUCH BULLSHIT, but that's the line that's been drawn. I've been gaming for quite a while now, and I'll challenge that notion that the culture is dominated with misogyny any…

"The thing that is absolutely stupid about GamerGate is that it treats women like objects to be owned and silenced via harassment and threats of violence on the grounds that it is unfair to say that women in games shouldn't be treated as objects, property, silent bit parts, and targets of harassment and violence."

So…

You might want to watch that second person "you" when speaking about the straight-white male demographic. I'm a minority. A bisexual Mestiço, particularly. #NotYourShield

Take just a moment to not mis-identify those you're arguing with, and perhaps people will... not take you for a moron!

Being an asshole sometimes comes with consequences. As it should be.

This is literally tantamount to threatening your boss or business partner. Expecting any other type of response from the company is considerably optimistic.

Honestly, theXboxOne, and PS4 don't do anything different etiher. Just weaker PC boxes, and that is about it. It mostly comes down to exclusives for consoles, which is why i am mostly a PC gamer, and only buy consoles for their exclusives. Wii-U wins that part hands down, and is easily played more than my PS4, and…

I found it! I found the baseless angry fanboy's whiney post!
Do I win anything Kotaku?

I'll be picking up a WiiU sometime after the release of Smash Bros, but this one is also a certainty on my must buy list. I don't actually own a copy of the original(though i played it for about a dozen hours!) so this is a nice way to make up for that dispicable sin.

First two days on sale would be more accurate, as it was released on the 20th and the sales figures are for the 15th to the 21st.

This really is a catch 22.
Here's the issue: The Wii U needs a nice pile of third party titles. Ubisoft says the Console isn't selling enough so it won't bring games to it.
Meanwhile the game has been released already on other consoles, and has effectively been proven to be mediocre at best.
People aren't going to buy…