it's almost as though Nintendo just held a big and very important presentation on the future of the company....

The PC version only comes in third because the definitive version wasn't released for the PC. Which it easily could have and taken the top spot.

What if I want to play video games with my family and christ? WHAT THEN??

Or, how about, don't impose your restricted values on other people, and let them do and celebrate however they damn well want.

except it doesn't. It alienates stubborn people who are resistant to change, and it does alienate a very small subset of users whose current workflow truly doesn't work in the new paradigm...but that is so small (I honestly can't think of a workflow right now that works with the start menu but not with the start…

Why don't you post a picture of yourself up here so we can all stare in awe of your svelte frame instead of hiding behind a burner account?!

Ah yes, look at how obese I am:

I thank all of you for beta testing the PS4 for me. When I decided which console to get next year I'll take all of your suffering into consideration.

Oh my goodness, bad information everywhere... BAD information everywhere.

That last bit was fantastic! It was like one twist after the next! M. Night Shamalamadingdong would be proud.

Hard to believe so many people sit around watching other people play sports instead of actually playing sports.

So, in essence, a Ph.D. is a pimple on the face of all of human knowledge.

Cell was used well, take a look at Uncharted, God of War and The Last of Us. Titles developed specifically for the PS3, and although used some other tricks, really shined on the PS3. And with the sales and reception of some of those titles, especially The Last of Us, it seems like the choice for cell wasn't too bad in…

I'd rather be worried, and have it included, than see it being dumped.

This. Win 8 isnt terrible for games - it's the same damn thing. It's just scaring the shit out of the likes of gabe. They dont think they can stand up to the competition so instead make claims that people repeat as if it were a technical reason, not a business i'm scared shitless reason.

No, Gabe saw what happened to Netscape after Microsoft bundled Internet explorer and got terrified Windows Store was going to nuke Steam. That's what he "didn't like". It'll have a silly number of downloads, and 90% of the users will be back to windows inside six months when they find out they need to use the rest of…

I played Myst when it was released. I was 11. It was the GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

I call bullshit as well: a semi-automatic pistol like most cops carry will "fail open" when out of rounds, meaning the slide will lock all the way back, exposing the barrel in the front and the chamber in the middle. It can no longer mechanically fire in this position, and therefore, can no longer click.