YOU HAVE A JOB IN BALOGNA!

To paraphrase the great Eddie Murphy:

This is an EA game. It will never hit steam.

You're not being a dick. You're absolutely right.

I got Mad Max for 25 bucks from GMG and I’ve been playing it since release. I agree, other games have a lot more depth in terms of what can be done, but Mad Max is simple, and right now I just want to beat fuckers up for their scrap so I can upgrade my gear to beat more fuckers up.

So much anger in one article.

So they have a problem with the shoulder strap scene, but the scene with the ultra short-shorts directly afterwards is a-OK?

In the normal mode, you can hold up to 6 credits at a time, and if you run out you can earn more by either watching an ad, waiting for them to recharge (which they do at the rate of one every ten minutes), paying $0.99 for 12.

But does it have upscared guraphicsu?

That’s one enormous, floppy, invisible cock.

That hair looks totally fucking stupid. Why is it so slow and floaty?

I always thought that The Burning Crusade shouldn’t have been the very first expansion. Didn’t make any sense to go into space right off the bat. That should have been saved for much later...

I wonder if they can manage to keep the faces on the characters this time.

Also old-timey stuff next to present-day stuff reminds me of any nation that still has a decorative monarchy. Queen Elizabeth is escorted routinely by swords and horses whenever she’s out and about.

This is why I use unique emails and login names on a per-site basis and generate random passwords using my password manager. Password! may be easy to crack, but I doubt M4AdV5C4hMMVnnnDBEhZ is.

That’s One Massive LEGO Space Fleet

Well... at least the video wasn’t vertical.

Hurr durr welcome to 2013, android users!

If you watch the whole video you can see she clearly threatened to punch him first, hence the grabbing of her right arm.

Users who had preordered the software had no idea whether or not their systems could run it properly, having based their purchase off incorrect speculative system requirements released prior.