I dunno if I want my piss bouncing back at me...

I get upwards of 19 MB/sec, which is right in line with my 150 megabit line.

All the while wondering what the fuck is up with all these squiggly red lines everywhere...

Sounds better than most pop music these days.

By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

For years now, Club Nintendo has been offering special goodies to fans. But as of today, it's going away. But don't fret. Not yet. Nintendo is planning a new loyalty program with new rewards.

Yes, the average New Yorker will be able to download 6 gigabytes in 49 seconds. They will also have flying cars and hoverboards, and live forever by taking a single pill every year!

Nintendo is totally doomed.

After seeing the side-by-side comparison with Driveclub, Project Cars looks like a fucking joke.

That's a fantastic troll, Byron! Look at all these people you've duped into responding to your obvious troll attempt. It's amazing that anybody can actually think that you believe that drivel you just threw out there, lol!

It is. I picked up Mario Galaxy 2 last night and I already loaded my account to get Metroid Prime Trilogy when it comes out. I wanted Metroid Prime Trilogy, but disc-based versions cost upwards of 80 EUR here in Germany, so 10 EUR for a downloadable version is a fuckin' bargain.

$20. Half price for the first week.

Becoming a Japanese Animator Is Hard

Yakity Sax started playing in my head almost instantly :D

I'm actually kind of OK with this. I was actually dreading the end of January release date, because that meant I wouldn't have been able to play Dragon Age: Inquisition all the way through.

The team responsible for Max Payne 3 is working on GTA V for PC, so there's that.

But PC Mater Race, right? RIGHT?

Sounds like a half day wasted if you ask me.