salamihawk
salamihawk
salamihawk

Rule number 1 of any successful marketing campaign: Learn the language.

I hope so... Nothing says WingDings like little line-art drawings of things.

Nobody falls for this! Does anybody fall for this? I don't think anyone falls for this!

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What I always think about when someone writes "Explain." (skip to 2:37 if the link doesn't translate properly)

Hansuru and Greturu

Alaska IS beautiful and going there should definitely be on your list of places to go!

According to this Wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_F-11…) there was only 1 F-117 shot down, and just like this guy said, they used old soviet long-wavelength radars with some modifications.

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! The Duckpocalypse is coming!

Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all my life...

If I had a pet puff adder, I'd name him P. Addi.

You forgot "not filmed on a potato"

And none of Europe can subscribe to Netflix or Hulu. Let that sink in for a second, Netflix and Hulu.

Bass! How low can you go?

Because it's easier to point the finger at someone else than it is to admit to yourself that your own genes helped cause this condition.

It's not delivery, it's pertussis!

Yeah, and it's super super easy to teach children to wash their hands and not touch their faces, too!

It's a joke. The phrase "Thanks Obama" is used sarcastically, as everybody seems to want to blame him for everything these days. Rain? Thanks, Obama! Traffic? Thanks, Obama! Constipated? Thanks, Obama!

What kind of a fucking moron tries to walk on ice in high heels?

That's Mozart.