salamihawk
salamihawk
salamihawk

Oh man, that is one sexy drill...

"Deal with it" should be the caption for the end frame

Top THAT, Burj Khalifa!

If I sneeze because something irritates my nose, why can I only sneeze through my mouth?

Reminds me of the scene in Holy Grail where Tim the Enchanter is just randomly blowing shit up.

Blyat!

Sorry, but wasn't Sochi in the news for weeks and weeks because they were most definitely gonna fuck up the Winter Olympics only to have nothing of note happen? From now on, I declare all news stories about "Host city might not be ready for Olympics" to be bullshit.

The quality of Beats headphones was not what he was referring to.

Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas.

Democracy waves

Exactly. Game of Thrones is what it is: Brutal. If you don't like it, go watch Lord of the Rings or some shit.

Green Beret Linux

I can handle that better than pencil, but that still makes me cringe a bit.

I'm actually quite the opposite. I don't really care about where I am (I can sleep in an airplane no problem, for example) or anything like that, just the sound of pencil to paper. The worst is a dull pencil on a pad of paper instead of a freshly sharpened pencil on single sheet directly on the desk.

No shit. I was the only kid in my school with a word processor/PC in the 80's and very early 90's and I typed AS MUCH AS I COULD

Oh god... even the thought of that makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

Pencil on Paper. That's the sound that gets me every time. Made school and test taking a bitch-and-a-half.

Sammi! Sammi! You're not listening to me, Sammi!