Consider my assumptions checked. Given the fact that both of them have kids, however, only underlines their douchbaggery, especially from Boomer, who should have learned something from having a sick kid himself. (Lord knows I know what that's like) I'm glad he got called out and had to apologize.

These douchebags obviously don't have kids. I'm taking two whole months of paternity leave, one month this year, one month next year. It's in the law books that my wife and I can take up to 12 months of maternity/paternity leave after the birth of a child. Thanks, Germany!

Faith in humanity restored.

Holy shit that looks so cheesy... and so damn good...

Wikipedia does not automatically mean fake. Wikipedia contains a lot of good information and can be used as a reference starting point. If you scroll down to the bottom of any decent article, you'll find links to the information sources, which can then be judged on their individual merits.

You can get a wooden toothpick to react to a magnetic field.

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Synesthesia

Fresh outta Cambodia, crazy muthafucka named Angkor!

Hypothetical situation: what if the cops are camped out and laser somebody going the speed limit and obeying the law and then jump out of hiding to pull him over, but the person driving freaks out and initiates a police chase, because maybe he's an ex-con trying his hardest to stay out of prison.

It also does more than cheaper batteries, so, you know, there's the whole "getting more" aspect of the product that you have to consider. If you were comparing two identical products that did the same exact thing with no differences whatsoever and one cost twice as much, then you could say the cheaper one is…

What? No link, no proof, no press release? Where did you get this information from, Eric?

"Made of Train"

...a decent 6,000 mAh power supply...

Jack Cecil Drummondsuggested

Unfortunately nobody can be told what LSD is like.

"NADA"

No, Spanish. They got nothin'