CLASSIC!

"But if you drink Bud Light you've stopped reading a long time ago."

Just to be fair: Beer can be every bit as artistic, nuanced and complex as wine. You just gotta get the good stuff. My friend described Rauchbier (smoke beer) to me as "an ingenious combination of the flavors of beer and bacon in a glass."

Make sure you have a clean glass, and hold it at a 45-degree angle while pouring. Begin to pour your beer, and aim for about halfway down the glass. Don't be shy; if you're too slow, you'll end up with no head, and none of those wonderful aromas that enhance the flavor. When you tilt the glass upright, you'll notice…

Dafür baue ich nen PPTP VPN Tunnel zu den Staaten auf, geht auch ganz gut, aber manchmal etwas langsam...

Oh yeah, old crazy lady is spot-on... just need to tone down the psychopathic pseudo-homosexual a bit and it'd be perfect :P

I was actually referring to the guy and his silly, fruity way of saying "Mir gefallen seine Augen."

Feedback through the stick would be at worst nonexistent or at best artificial, which would kill a lot of what makes performance-oriented driving so appealing. These issues I think are well-known and accepted, which is why we don't have joystick cars today, but I think there's one more very big reason that I think…

I'm happy to see that they got real German speakers to do the voices. Weird German speakers, but real ones nonetheless. I hope the subtitles can be turned off. Found that distracting.

I saw that too before they fixed it.

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

Works fine for me!

Fear of death is what causes people to become irrational and embrace idiotic concepts like religion. Children need to understand and accept death as a part of life before they grow up and believe in something stupid.

Why does anybody believe what Molyneux says anymore?

"He's a gamer," Molyneux says, "and if I ever make a game where he turns around to me and says, 'You over-promised that,' it would just kill me."

Oppan Gundam Style!

Get that Gundam Gundam off my Gundam lawn, Gundamit!

Yeah, pressing the Windows key and searching for what you want by typing is way more complicated than it used to be in Windows 7.

Sounds like every game.