Actually, the gas I paid for in high school cost around 80-95 cents a gallon.

$2.50 a gallon. How cute.

DEY TUK UR JERRBS!!!

And both versions look better than the PC version.

In the computer world, the terms "storage" and "memory" can be used to mean "storage," so saying "memory" in reference to non-volatile storage is perfectly valid, even though "memory" is mostly used nowadays for volatile RAM, not permanent storage.

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I see a bright future ahead of little Jason. The rest of 'em...

My home theater's active sub has a volume knob on it which, when turned up from 0, "clicks" exactly 4 times before the sub starts to make any sort of sound whatsoever. Luckily enough, that volume level just happens to be perfect for the room it's in!

Wow, Seagate... 14% failure rate? Jesus fuckin' Christ.

Let me add to the cacophany: You're an idiot.

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"Candy Box?" Sounds NSFW

I don't think he was expecting the blast to be so powerful, otherwise I think he would have had eye protection.

This. This right here is why Skynet tries to destroy us all.

I, too, refuse to finance a large-scale open beta test.

Yeah, that's exactly what he said, alright.

Sorry, didn't mean to... It DOES get better, just takes time...

It was neither genetics nor your parenting. You just got fucking lucky. Twice.

This new comments system fucking blows. 4 different browsers and two machines based on entirely different operating systems and I can't fucking click to reply.