This could turn into a brilliant consumer product. Imagine a machine that makes single, perfect chocolate chip cookies, all you have to do is add ingredients.

These are all things the poor man has to endure in the name of science!

I know, right?

People won't travel to Hawai'i just for an Obama museum. Beaches and beautiful weather would surely outrank it.

Now that was fuckin' funny.

This is about on par with the level of unfunny that's been coming out of SNL for the past 15 years.

Now if only North Korea could hire her in their propaganda—I mean, public relations—office

Is it just me, or does this guy sound exactly like the guy from Mental Floss?

I'm so glad I TL;DR'd your post :P

Some of the misquotes simply bundle the context into something succinct. "Play it again, Sam!" is a lot better than just "Play it," even though the latter is technically correct. Otherwise people wouldn't really recognize them as being movie references, because there's basically zero context to the actual lines when…

So... what does an atom look like?

That depends on whether or not you're more Beavis or Butthead.

That was lame. Prometheus did it better with the faux TED Talk. Hell, they actually showed the crowd and didn't use extreme close-ups, like an actual conference would.

wouldn't 1% of the universe be unimaginably huge?

Please no, the cam-shaking effect is already overused in Hollywood! I certainly wouldn't want it to be the new lens flare in gaming :p

Ever hear the term "Once bitten, twice shy?"

Those are special "next gen" eyes.

The trailer was live action in all the places that counted and 3d rendered in all the places that didn't. Color me not impressed.

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...with almost no strings attached.