It looks like he farted.

I think they were just going for "generic model girl" and came up with this.

Because other sites on the internet manage only 2600-2700 with the Sony Xperia Z1 running Geekbench 3, and the Snapdragon 800 needs twice as many cores (4 cores) running at almost double the clock speed (2.2GHz) to manage what the A7 does with 2 cores @ 1.3 GHz.

Through how many developers will this one go through before being completely gutted at the last moment and released looking like some piece of shit from 10 years ago?

Sometimes, their webs can create a blockage in a drainage tube coming from the air conditioning condenser. That can cause water to drip down onto an airbag control module, causing a short circuit. That, in turn, could cause the airbag warning light to light up on the dashboard and it could even cause the driver's side…

Sometimes, their webs can create a blockage in a drainage tube coming from the air conditioning condenser. That can cause water to drip down onto an airbag control module, causing a short circuit. That, in turn, could cause the airbag warning light to light up on the dashboard and it could even cause the driver's side…

Open Office blows. Just using it makes me want to punch random people in the face.

How costly could it possibly be? "All in favor of repealing the law preventing men with mustaches from kissing women say 'aye!' Those opposed? Law repealed!" Done.

The thing that scares me about Klingon opera is that there are some people that go there not because they think it's wonderfully nerdy or quirky, but because they'd actually understand it.

Dutch actually has a lot more of the throaty kind of hacking sounds that Klingon requires. German's not so throaty, actually.

I see how expensive babies are and how much sleep you lose.

I think what you mean is that you see something in 3D and you naturally want to be able to focus on whatever you want, but the rules of 2D photography are still in play. That thing that's flying towards your face will never be sharp unless the camera focuses on it. I know how you feel... Luckily I've been able to…

I've done it again!

You can blame Google for allowing providers to have a say in software updates.

Um... but that would be the case with anything you watch on TV or in the movie theater, regardless of whether or not it's in 3D. You're always focussed on the screen.

...3D movies are made just to squeeze more dollars out of us...

Michael Bay was attacked ... filming Transformers 4.

Indeed. Heebie f'in jeebies