It's 2013 and SNL not being funny is still news? Maybe that would have been headline-worthy in 1999, but SNL has sucked for a long, long time now.

... if that was the case, it would've exploded.

Pff, all that big government is totally unnecessary anyways! Let the American people inspect their own nuclear power plants! Get yer goddamn gub'ment hands outta our nuclear power!

Thanks to some ... (presumably poor) communication

Are you suggesting a Surgeon Simulator-style interface for whenever you want to open a window or door?

Look here, you nasty pervert horndogs. Ken Levine has seen all that porn people are making out of Elizabeth, from BioShock Infinite, and he wants you to know That's Not Cool. "It's like coming across a picture of your daughter," he says.

Or setting poor Rex ablaze...

Oh, looky what we have here:

The absurdity of that scene still makes me laugh to this day :D

No, no it doesn't. Not at all.

Well, that was depressing.

Indeed! That shit was so funny I had to call my mom (who's visiting) over to share the moment :)

You'll be happy to know that American English is closer to the original dialect than the Queen's English :)

The part about you not wanting to help other people (what members of a society do) is horrible.

No, I said you don't know how insurance works.

I never said it wasn't.

No, you don't know how it works. That's even more painfully obvious now than before.

No, not at all.

Bring a microscope and pitri dishes to the supermarket, along with all your other lab equipment, duh!