It is easier to buy a gun and shoot it that, let’s say throwing 200 knives for 10 minutes, train ants to kill, develop a new virus in your own bedroom, built a tank with soda cans, buy a magical sword, become invisible, gather an army of grandmas, and I could keep going but I am lazy.

That’s adorable.

when he declared that millions of Muslims supported the Charlie Hebdo slayings

Modern liberalism’s enthusiasm for segregation is getting kinda weird.

Movie theater enacts cheap PR ploy to create social media moment by magnifying predictable reactions of a few men on social media, because suprise! there are irrational people in this world. Jezebel and most commenters claim, that’s how ‘men’ are (“Men, with their preternatural ability to sense that something might…

She’s entered the pseudo-philosophical, faux-activist, hippie-phase of the life cycle of the celebrity brat working to become famous themselves. Previous examples include Miley Cyrus, Jaden Smith and Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’s kid whose mame I can’t remember because she failed at becoming famous. Whatever happened…

There’s gonna be a pearl shortage with all the clutching that goes on around here.

Seriously, I cringed reading that embarrassing hippy babble. I mean: “for me it helps me feel more connected to mama gaia”? Poor little idiot.

Thanks Paris! What would our lives be without D list celebrity wisdom.

A physical therapist is not a “real” doctor, hence the lack of an MD behind their names. I’ve had lots, some useless, some great.

So your chiro is essentially a PT, but without the training or oversight board. Does she believe in subluxations?

It’s like women and the Republicans... I just don’t get it.

Like to have a talk about African-American Christianity? To adhere to a religion that was wielded as a sledgehammer to further ensure fealty is beyond anything I can muster 

Tell me about it. Talking About scary, black republicans, gay religious republicans, women republicans.... the list goes on.

Gay Republicans also freak me the fuck out. I don’t understand how anyone can be in a party where you are actively hated and legislated against.

Brainwashing from birth that you’ll believe in our fairy tale zombie god or suffer for all of eternity in the fiery pits of hell can do a lot to young fragile minds.

Yeah, outright lies and shitty politics like this are what drove me from the church. They didn’t make me an atheist, but they set me on the path.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the desire to support a religion that actively hates you. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

Oh, it’s the poetry in the Bible they want to study.

Unconstitutional... and unethical to boot.