Just like those A-rabs did on 9/11.

Cheered? Really?

See, I don’t think I’ve ever been *more* attracted to her...

I do the same...but for the State of Idaho

The fact that the victim stuck around after all that is amazing. I’ll take any excuse to quit a workout and go home.

his mother was a mudder

Congrats, Lame Amber Icicle!

I don’t get this attitude of don’t take the kid out until they leave the table clean. I supervise my kids so they are not majorly disruptive to other customers - this is the criteria where you should not take the kids out (except maybe to a pizza place or fast food). Beyond this, if they make a mess I clean up the big…

Why stop at movie theaters? What about sneaking it into church? Work? Grand Jury indictments?

This reminds me of the first time I saw The Dark Crystal, which was somehow a couple years ago at a theater that does old movies on one screen for like four bucks. My buddy smuggled in a pint of bushmills and a crazy straw (“Where’d you get a crazy straw?” “My kitchen drawer, you telling me you don’t have crazy…

Fuck it, here’s where everyone ends up:

Let me tell you brother, someday your lackadaisical attitude in re: bathroom cats will be your undoing...

take your star you monster

In before this comments thread detonates.

What are they doing with cheese and vegetables?!?

And you may find yourself

I’m in Edmonton and I totally agree with the coverage here. There are some excellent Oiler’s centred blogs but the quality on The Athletic far surpasses the quality on the other sites (not including Lowetide). I think that there is a huge appetite for quality writing and in Edmonton this seems to be one of the only…

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

I was definitely a “Joker did ballet” kid. I remember hearing the “Joker got away” version later on in life and was baffled by it.

He's probably tried to do all of these things, but was constantly hammered for not making the exact decisions you would have made. It's more a way to avoid conflict than avoiding the mundane work. Try doing them together.