My newsletter only comes in paper form. I hope that's okay.

My newsletter only comes in paper form. I hope that's okay.

Abandoned shopping malls will eventually become symbols of a bygone era as more shopping is done online.

Abandoned shopping malls will eventually become symbols of a bygone era as more shopping is done online.

It's a pretty good point. Food criticism is totally useless without a restaurant culture, which they do not have. And they probably see restaurants as extremely wasteful.

It's a pretty good point. Food criticism is totally useless without a restaurant culture, which they do not have. And they probably see restaurants as extremely wasteful.

Yes, Kerry.

Yes, Kerry.

"Yeah, I can see marinating a chicken in that."

"Yeah, I can see marinating a chicken in that."

Clark's elimination was telegraphed a mile away. There was no way Art or Guy I Keep Mistaking For Michael Chiarello were going to get eliminated; they didn't get enough face time.

Clark's elimination was telegraphed a mile away. There was no way Art or Guy I Keep Mistaking For Michael Chiarello were going to get eliminated; they didn't get enough face time.

I pray that his depression-induced falsetto will be cured swiftly.

I pray that his depression-induced falsetto will be cured swiftly.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

"You sir are a mouthful!"

"You sir are a mouthful!"

I'm going to go home and SLEEP WITH MY WIFE!

I'm going to go home and SLEEP WITH MY WIFE!