Do you then dunk their bodies in water and drink the resulting blood-and-bodily-fluids tea?

I'll give him credit for at least being somewhat villainous. If he had looked remorseless from the start we'd be hearing half the complaints about him.

Surprise, surprise. Hasn't Fox News already tried to shit on Mr. Rodgers before? And Hannity aired a segment with some batshit author claiming that Big Bird and Elmo are trying to turn your kids gay.

I'm back, bitch!

I was really hoping this season could cobble something half-decent together towards the end, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

You somehow missed out on Muppet Treasure Island and Muppet Christmas Carol on VHS?

GRRM wrote the Blackwater episode, and I'm sure he wants it to be appropriately bad-ass.

A bad sniper could go on a wounding rampage.

Nice to see Weiss rocking the Kingdom of Loathing shirt.

Plus she had dirt on Matthews that he was shacking up with prostitutes.

Hipster.

Bravo has ordered 8 episodes of Top Chef: Junior, so it could happen!

Are you sure it's not iRob! the hilariously exciting Mexican iCarly spinoff?

They showed the Austin chef with the mussels and the watermelon scallop chef in some challenge to win a jacket.

I took it as someone who was worried about getting caught suddenly realizing that he couldn't get caught, but the laughing and all was way over the top.

Yup, the angel Harry on one shoulder and devil Brian on the other was the first thing I thought of.

2 was the best. I liked 1 and 3. 5 grew on me and it had the best video editing by far. 4 was just okay.

This was my first time watching Top Chef, so maybe I can offer a fresh perspective. On the altar to be ceremoniously butchered. Hopefully not by Tyler Stone.

It's actually Doakes. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER.

<fanwank> Unless they're showing that from Travis's POV and he's just imagining those details. </fanwank>