My bob is above my shoulders.

A rich white guy from a shithole country, which means she is dating a colonizer, and so Tiffany is well within the family’s moral boundaries.

She should point out her boyfriend has real money.

Only works for people who look like you.

Are they even PR mistakes or other people being jerks to her?

As opposed to tanning lotion or Bobbi Brown BB cream (looking at you, Duchess Kate), yes, exactly, yes.

I am so disappointed in Dave Chappelle acting this way. After awful experiences with corporate America, he should know better.

Aw, I’m a bit sad about Kirsten Gillibrand. She was my choice until Warren started kicking ass. Then, all there was no longer any hope. But I hope she continues the good fight as a senator and stays there for a long time. We need leftist senators.

Is that girl really Lionel Richie’s biological daughter?  Because she looks way white. 

I can’t find my interest rate. The statements say what interest I’ve paid in dollars, but not the rate, and I find that really weird.

Only $400...

I thought I spent a lot when I bought my AKG noise-cancelling headphones in a sale for $90...

Any slimy uncles must be very proud.

I’m quite sure all jails are like toilets.  

Amazing, everyone has better healthcare than the US.

Then their doctors are idiots.

Tiddies for two of them, and downright ethereal beauty (the other two are gorgeous too, of course) for the third.

Yes.

Yep, they’re all seeing their parents for the first time in a year.

Whatever, there’s Monsta X, and they have Wonho and Shownu and Hyungwon, and I challenge you all to look up those three delights.