Yep, I think German shepherds need a lot of activity and collies need others to herd. One day, when I go full on crazy spinster and get my own farm, I’m getting a border collie to herd all the rescue Shetland ponies and miniature horses that will live there.

I don’t buy beats because of the way Dr. Dre treats women.

German shepherds need jobs. They just do. They’ll find one within the house as guard dog and Master Pet if you’re not careful.

Adopt one, Damon.

The people who call the cops for stupid reasons like this need their names and faces everywhere on the internet. Naming and shaming is the only way others will start to think twice.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

And yet Republicans all fuss over guns and that zombie baby.

And this is why I pretty much, nay, do not date any more. I want an actual relationship, not a hookup. They all want hookups.

Nah, I’m still convinced she’s just a narcissistic jerk.

How did you know your 2012 MacBook Pro was dying? I have one as well, and it’s my first and only MacBook, so what are the signs?

Nah, she’s a jerk who wants attention. I’ve known her all her life.

At the layover, they sent me to the medical office, nebulized me and approved me for the next flight. But I agree, I should not have been flying.

It doesn’t hurt anyone to have poorer kids get a good education.

I’ve traveled with bronchitis. Oh, maybe I shouldn’t have.

Time to start some! Or have waffle parties!

Those police are clearly perverts.

Aren’t there any black-owned waffle places in Alabama?

Unfortunately, you have to work with her to block these jerks and report them to YouTube and whoever else - maybe the authorities. They’ll harrass any female gamer, and a young female gamer is a particular target.

Keep snooping even when she’s in college. Being 18 doesn’t mean women are mature enough to deal with the creeps they face.

I thought offhand of Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, and most of the actual Caucasus.