Jupiter’s Cock!

I assumed Cole only thought Sunfyre was doomed and was saying they left him to die because he was taking too long. Could be wrong though.

I don’t understand this website’s level of hatred for harmless movies made for six year olds.

It’s been noted from the start that this looked like a new DA trying to make a name for herself, and seriously overreaching.

I mean, yeah, anyone following the news can point out how weak and plain weird the prosecution’s case was.

Its almost, as if, someone realized that MAX is a stupid name with zero recognition. HBO, on the other hand, is a 51 year old institution that has been making original programming since the 70s.

Maybe this is a generational divide, but I assumed “written it down immediately” meant the Notes app on his phone. Because no, people don’t usually bring a pen and paper into a Portapotty these days.

Actually I totally buy that. Who is going to go see Part 2 if they haven’t seen Part 1? I always thought the release date of the second was way to close to Part 1 when they announced the dates. Even the Matrix 2 & 3, enormous blockbusters many people saw, were 5 months apart.  You have to give your audience time to…

I do like how Jack Quaid looks like am exact 50/50 combination of his parents—i.e., “what if Dennis Quaid were just cute as a little button?”

Well, his character from the movie is quite dead.

My mom got scammed earlier this year off of Facebook, but instead of Steve Perry, it was a scammer impersonating some Lifetime Christmas movie actor...I caught it relatively early, but it fucking sucked. Check on your parents!

She should’ve stopped believin’ a whole lot earlier..

I am older now (obviously) than when I watched GoT - more emotional instead of more cynical, though.

All the talk the last week about Dems panicking made me realize you never hear about Republicans panicking. They’re like cats acting like everything’s fine no matter how much they just embarrassed themselves.

Despicable Me 3 is one of the highest grossing animated films ever. Illumination understands that they don’t need to worry about quality or story or critics or RT Scores (58%!) to make money from dumb schlubs and their mouth-breathing spawn. No one asked for your jokes - these parents just need 100 minutes of A/C and…

I lost it at “It’s dystopian butter?”

Ok but have you considered being an old white guy who likes to watch World War 2 documentaries while he falls asleep in front of the TV at 7pm?

Im sorry, this movie is 3 hours and part 1 of 4 with no guarantee anything else will get funded? By the man behind Waterworld?

One of my cousins is a chef closing in on retirement. I’ve heard him openly question why he chose it as a career. It’s an all consuming profession.

It was definitely Armand. He didn’t “harm” Daniel, but rather “burdened” him, as Louis says.