Tell your dad that, as a former Barnes and Noble employee in charge of new releases in a town with tons of local “talent”, I would purposely hide any copies of books that the authors or their family would try to move to more visible places.

Isn’t he the same guy that hit the board with his feet yesterday, then somehow scrambled back to the semifinals?

MBA’s who put their degree after their name are the worst kind of MBA’s. I’m shocked he didn’t throw in his BA and any certifications he might have.

You kind of asked for it by putting this article out there, but how is Kei Nishikori your favorite in men’s tennis? He’s never won a Masters 1000 event, which this essentially is, and Novak Djokovic is there and alive. Djokovic has to be the favorite by far. Andy Murray can’t be far behind.

Matt —

Don’t apologize for anything here.

My family went to a beach house on the Outer Banks with another family when I was a pre-teen/teen. The parents would hang out and drink and the kids would be left to fend for themselves. The other family’s kids were insane and I was their age and could relate, but I had two younger siblings that I had to keep an eye…

I disagree with the premise that the ACC is far and away the strongest basketball conference. In fact, in recent years, the Big 12 has consistently been rated as strong or stronger, and the ACC can’t seem to beat the Big 10 in the annual challenge. If you want to argue that no conference cares as much about basketball…

They deserve it for what they did to Seth Greenberg.

Yes, Firehouse Subs! We ran into a hilarious one last week near Jacksonville that had a fireman not putting out a brush fire, an actual submarine, a bobcat threatening menacingly in a tree, and something else amazing that I can’t remember.

1982 ACC Tournament Final — Virginia vs. North Carolina. Dean Smith and his fucking four corners bullshit. He had Sam Perkins, James Worthy, and Michael Jordan, and he fucking stopped playing with eight minutes left. If you like the shot clock and the three-point line in college, look here for where it started. At…

Tsonga is all defense? He’s basically Isner with a slightly better return game.

John McEnroe basically threw Isner under the bus during the match when he was asked what his rank would be if he was still his age (57), but had Isner’s serve. He said 18 (Isner’s rank). That was cold as fuck.