Watching Fox News is physically painful.

Unfortunately, Trump is so catastrophically awful he wrecks everything he touches.

I can’t wait for the thinkpieces about whether Boston autonomous cars are racist.

I assume this means, like, choking as assault and not “choke me daddy” kink.

Chris Griffin from Family Guy I think.

Does...does it have an exposed radiator?

Corollary: what is the difference between an own and a pwn?

I despise the guy, and even I get a second hand embarrassment-nausea from this.

For your safety, don’t check out the #fyrefestival hashtag on Twitter.

To be completely accurate, Peak Oil won’t really happen when there’s Not One Drop of oil left - there will always be oil in the Earth, probably lots of it.

You’re a fucking idiot.

No one ever went broke over-estimating the craziness that Gulf oil money could buy.

Uh, if there’s no room for your employees you *fucking bump them to the next flight.*

I’m sure that Paul Manafort and Roger Stone are on a plane to Moscow right now to work out a leasing arrangement with the Enterprise for the Russian Navy.

They’ll get a low, low price as long as it’s got T RU M P on the side. In gold letters, natch.

People always mock Bannon for looking like he’s 55% gin, I don’t see why we can’t mock Conway for looking like she was just dragged out of the Tam at 3am.

I mean, it had humor. Give me one sunbathing evil wizard, depressed troll or lovesick talking cat over 1,000 grimdark pontifications on the meaning of life.

I’ve been in one, and it can work - but it is definitely a lot of work. Sometimes, on a purely logistical basis - someone I know joked the hardest part of poly is keeping all the Gcals straight.

People do have issues. Sometimes, they get sublimated.

Given that that’s a German train station...I think he lost that war.

I can’t imagine how any self respecting person 

I have been both poly and mono - and get the fuck off your high horse. You know *perfectly well* why people do it, unless you were raised in a polyamorous compound and eschewed all forms of media until this moment.