Yeah, since its launch Overwatch has supplanted Destiny as The Game Kotaku Talks About. Not entirely surprising, since Overwatch is just Team Fortress 2 reskinned with waifus.

Please do NOT give us Young Morpheus

I would watch either a pre-Matrix earlier cycle “chosen one” since they said Neo was one of many. However, if Keanu is in it I would prefer something like one of the Animatrix’s style stories but Neo is now like a ghost in the system who helps the new protag in a world where machines and man can semi-tolerate each…

I would love a Matrix-set TV show about another crew set before Neo that would return to exploring the existential questions of the first film.

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

Watch it happen live, here: https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/jontronshow/realtime

First thing’s first: A new class for the youngsters on how to act like a real major leaguer on and off the field. It’s called “Getting Right In Training & Temperament and Instituting Nostalgic Emotions Stoically and Successfully.”

When he briefly played for the Mariners he was absolutely terrible and my friend called him Scott Pussydick. I can not read his last name without pronouncing it as “Pussydick.”

Putting the White back in White Sox.

Except we all know that’s not how it plays out. Minorities with ccw permits will get arrested- it already happens with open carry. Cops will say “she was reaching for that gun” no matter how inaccessible it was.

In the timeless words of Baldwin, “I am terrified at the moral apathy in my country... These people have deluded themselves for so long they really don’t think I’m human.”

Hey… Before you judge him, you should goose-step a mile in his jackboots!

This is the first post I’ve ever written about Tim Tebow.

The way he throws in the “like” like a teenager. “He like, ‘likes me,’ but like, does he like, ‘like me like me?’”

No, in fact I am a well-respected filmmaker. In fact, I once did a documentary on online trolls.

You’d probably hate it, though, bc it doesn’t paint you in a good light.

Welcome to how all insurance works?

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

“Fifteen pieces of flair is the MINIMUM.”