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All the more reason he deserves MVP cred. An mvp’s team should be debilitated without him.

I take no small amount of delight in knowing Oakland’s Cinderella season was flushed away by the semen-and-blister-encrusted hands of Connor Cook.

Actual quote:

I’m black

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He was only off by two feet.

That’s his sandcastle building cup. Nobody is allowed to touch his sandcastle building cup.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Because white people.

*Ashlee Simpson dances a jig*

Don’t forget pigs pooping on their balls, too

She is one with the Force and the Force is with her. RIP.

Now playing

Oh, come now, that’s not so bad. Back in 2004 a kicker for BYU, Matt Payne, completely flattened a Boise State guy returning his kicks, twice in the same game. At least Roberts was stopped by a guy who had pretty well planted himself in place. Payne was definitely not planted when he hit the Boise State guy.

I’m not kidding when I say that that play may determine my fantasy league’s championship.

Tall boys of Steel Reserve.

This article literally took on the failings of their own staff, stupid.

Dems need to learn that punching left isn’t going to win any elections. Blaming Bernie is dumb and misguided, it was the Dems own fault for going all in on a candidate with approval ratings almost as low as Trump’s, was percieved as completely untrustworthy, and who was in the middle of an ongoing FBI investigation.

Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted.

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”