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Turk Wendell

One two three four FIIIIIIIIIIITH

“Sorry about my bulging arms. I’ve been circuit training.”

Shocking testimony

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

I don’t... I... This... :/

“Has it ever stayed within the white lines in a big league game? NO” — a throw from second to first in Knoblauch’s later career

God damn if he doesn’t look like Smokin’ Jay Cutler in that pic. He and Jay really ought to hang out. Presumably they’d talk about being massive disappointments, and smoking a lot. Also, the metals contents of vaccines.

Greatest moment in retweeting history has to be this...

He had Traditional Marriage -150.

man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2

Ha ha! Oh, wait....you’re serious.

“What’s wrong honey?”

A black man speaking in complete sentences is an affront to most Midwesterners’ sensibilities.

I wouldn’t WANT to.

So a mix of 1 & 2. Called it.

Unfortunately stupid and obstinate is the perfect description of your average sports fan.

It looks very nice, but god was that... painfully artificial. Nobody talks like that when actually playing games. NOBODY. Either go full-ham RP mode and get immersed into the game, or talk like an actual human being. The mix of seriousness and lolling about loot was just eye rolling, made it hard to concentrate on the

As someone who suffers from the afflictions of both mottephobia and having two young daughters, this covers the two things that pretty much make my life a living hell.