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Makes more sense then the idea that the Empire just surrendered to the Rebels after the second Death Star blew up.
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Turk Wendell
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“Sorry about my bulging arms. I’ve been circuit training.”
Shocking testimony
The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.
“Has it ever stayed within the white lines in a big league game? NO” — a throw from second to first in Knoblauch’s later career
God damn if he doesn’t look like Smokin’ Jay Cutler in that pic. He and Jay really ought to hang out. Presumably they’d talk about being massive disappointments, and smoking a lot. Also, the metals contents of vaccines.
Greatest moment in retweeting history has to be this...
He had Traditional Marriage -150.
isn’t that a case where the bar is so low that trumping it is no accomplishment at all, and actually being worse would’ve been more impressive?
man imagine a party full of dudes who are incredibly defensive of Ted 2
Better than Titanic 2. Back to kick some ice.
I wouldn’t WANT to.
So a mix of 1 & 2. Called it.
As someone who suffers from the afflictions of both mottephobia and having two young daughters, this covers the two things that pretty much make my life a living hell.
I can't help but laugh at the Jezebel 'Oscar splash' and Lifehacker 'How can I stop losing my headphones' articles below, when reading about such awe-inspiring aspects of astronomy and science. Even now, one can clearly see how foolish and vain and short-sighted humans are. Can't anyone see what we could potentially…