Wore my jersey to work today. Hearing Dave scream it out again made my fucking day. Thank you!

For no reason other than I am incredibly bored, I clicked on that link “heel identity.” One of the Tweets in the string claims he was not, in fact, offered by UTSA. This is fuckery!?!

I like Spurs a ton. But watching Son dribble right up into a cluster of defenders and then have nothing to do with the ball, over and over, was beyond frustrating. That dude needs to go.

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Did anyone else read “Don’t Skip Out on Me,” by Willy Vlautin? I absolutely adored reading that book (I’ve been a huge fan of his band for decades) and haven’t stopped thinking about Horace Hopper since.

No Biomutant? So they must’ve kicked the release date again...? Bummer.

On the day, no less, where NPR reported homelessness across the nation has INCREASED despite the incredible economic gains of the last several years. Fuck this guy to death.

I totally agree. I’ve never liked the guy (I just don’t like his shtick and sports radio makes me want to die, in general). But I was shocked to see him fellating this guy at the beginning of the clip. His reputation is the “smart, anti-establishment sports guy.” He could not look worse here.

I don’t get it. Is Lauren ugly or pretty?!?!? So much confusion....

You can get CTE from watching football, now?!?!?! 

“The Ravens will remain fun to watch up until the point Jackson inevitably breaks his leg in the first quarter of a playoff game.”

Bingo. The question then becomes: why doesn’t Ben just say so? He’s never been shy about throwing anyone under the bus, including his coach.

Witten and the other guy were slurping his dong all game long. Woops!

Stay positive, Drew. We look forward to your triumphant return! (And sorry my ‘Hawks have to finish off your Vikings tonight. Hopefully you don’t have to watch it...)

150lbs!?!?!? Damn...

I thought it was standard boxing practice nowadays to agree on a weight for each fighter. Is that not the case? Or just not the case in this fight?

I know they haven’t cut weight yet. But Fury looks a little...jiggly when he takes his shirt off.

You are the best writer on the internet.

This is absolutely correct and will be public knowledge very soon with Cohen’s plea deal today.

JEEEEEZUS I can’t unsee that!!!