no worries, you made a clean getaway.

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

I’m starring all these fucking puns but I’m also very angry at all of you

Does she have the one cure for crime? No way - she has MANYcures.

As she shoved the gun down the would be robber’s pants “I’ll show you cocked and loaded, asshole.”

You’d think solar experts would know from shade.

Bar Soap’s for the Shower, Liquid’s for the Sink, Two In the Pink, and One In the Stink

That was the best comeback, and I am now squarely on Team Joe.

I feel like that sticker placement is shade. Yes or no?

Sending all the good thoughts to the women of Ireland. I hope that women continue to stand up and say that they had an abortion, and it was the right choice for them. It is so hard, but it humanizes the issue.

My fiance has lupus and needs pain pills, especially after her kidney failed and she was on peritoneal dialysis. The pain in her joints can be excruciating, not to mention when a dialysis machine sucked her peritoneum dry and would refill it with fluid throughout the night. The screams when she’d wake up from sleep -…

We need more doctors that specialize in pain management. I have seen how difficult it is to not only obtain prescriptions but to keep getting refills from doctors who... are mostly inclined to think that there’s nothing wrong with you and that you just need a high. My boyfriend had a doctor who required a monthly drug…

Your mom sounds strong and awesome. Give her a hug from us Jez commenters.

Thank you for this. I’ve had Rhuematoid arthritis for almost 17 years, and a few years ago it moved into my left SI joint, which is a tough place to treat. I couldn’t walk, I was in too much pain to sleep, I had to stop working. After a serious is progressively more difficult shots and being turned down for a…

Would bang with no reserves in 1987. Would bang in 2016 on the condition that I get to meet and have lunch with RBG afterwards in return.

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He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

Tim Kaine: good for America, terrible for my Daddy issues :(

The looks on the faces of the Trumps during Ted’s speech was glorious.

Amazing how we’ve been using them for years in Canada, eh? Hopefully they get them working better for everyone.