“I’m so very sorry, but when we were stitching you up Dr. WTF sewed his finger to your labia. It didn’t worsen the tear, but fluids mixed and we do need to do an HIV test. After we re-sew.”
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Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.
Fellow lupus warrior here. I hope I have the same support one day too.
My mom was a fighter and she managed with Lupus much longer than her Dr’s imagined. Lupus has many forms and my mom just happen to get the worst of it. She lived many great and fun years after her diagnosis. I wish you all the best and send you my thoughts. Be strong. :-)
Maybe. I’m not really familiar with Ed Sheeran’s touring schedule.
When my mom said, “You’re father and I can’t live together anymore,” I was 8 and it was pretty much a “no duh” thing for me.
i like it, sort of a variant of hbo go.
Wouldn’t be easier to just pay HBO to send someone over to punch you in the gut repeatedly for 42 minutes?
God bless British Columbia - frankly it’s one really FREE province in Canada. Expensive as hell, but dammit, we love our trees and our weed.
I live in the interior of BC. All the moms I know use a vape. No smell.
I’m guessing they were driving to Tim Horton’s for a dozen doughnuts. Each.
Lice on the first day back? You deserve a joint.
He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.
This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.
She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.
no worries, you made a clean getaway.
I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.