Not if I truly have a feeling about it.
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I WANNA CLIMB YOU LIKE A PALM TREE
A great deal has been written about cat calls in the past few months. From an awful directive for women to get…
Is Portland really the best? I'll have to check that out the next time I'm over there. What makes them so good? Any in particular that you'd recommend?
i love going to strip clubs, to see both male and female strippers. haven't ever been down with the Chippendales thing but i can't say it's not entertaining either. each type of gendered strip show can have their own bummer element, just like really anything in this world, but mostly it's just good ol fashioned fun.
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Things got so weird this week.
I don't know if that is his actual response. I made it up based on my assumptions of what he would say.
Citation needed. Can you provide links?
Going up, my parents were were divorced and never communicated directly. I got bounced back and forth between them a lot. Always based on what my mom needed. Fuck my social life or grades or stability. If being a parent started to get too hard, she'd ship me off to live with my grandmother or father. She'd get lonely,…
This was not my proudest moment, but when I got dumped by a guy who had sworn eternal love just long enough to hook me and then stomp on my heart, I called a florist, had them cut the heads off a dozen long-stemmed roses and deliver the wrapped-with-a-ribbon box of stems to the asshole during a long business meeting…
If there's one thing that hasn't yet been advertised on late-night television, it's a cream that will shrink your…
I'm a TV reporter. Several years ago while my husband was out of town a meth head broke into our garage overnight and was there for HOURS trying to steal all of our stuff and hot wire my husband's car with a nonsensical set of found objects and wires for which my husband dubbed her "meth-gyver". Our barking dog…