Well yeah, but she waited a year (according to dialogue) to even show up because she never wanted to work with them in the first place, and then expected just being present to be enough. They didn’t look great, but Rory was certainly at her worst.

Rory’s entire suite of interview skills seem to boil down to one: being present. Beyond that, she’s got nothing. I half hoped Taylor would withhold the Stars Hollow Gazette job because she didn’t have anything more than that.

I think you forgot how the Senate works. And also how a bill becomes a law.

No worries.

This is my strategy as well. We both get to trade each other for exclusives and everything’s fun because we get to play together.

Only with Ditto - Metang is genderless, and so can’t breed except by Ditto.

As a translator, this kind of work is really exciting. If academia doesn’t work out for me I would love to work in game localization.

Sorry, but bears just don’t dig on dancing. You could hire the best DJ, but they won’t boogie anyway. Bears all reckon dancing’s gay, the homophobic, hairy fuckers.

Fuck Pareene in particular.

But fuck you in particular, Pareene.

Right? Trying to claim the Founders built a country where a black man could become president is asinine. The Founders didn’t build a country where a black man could become president. They specifically built a country where black folks were property, and the few who weren’t property could not participate in the…

She was born in 68. Her father served in WWII, meaning he had to be born 1927 or before. Assuming that each father was ~40 at the time of their child’s birth, we get Joseph F. born ~1887, Joseph E. born ~1847, William born ~1807, and finally Jonathan born ~1767. Even at this estimate, you could have Jonathan as a boy…

Summed up to perfection. Tammy Duckworth is the picture of what it looks like to be a public servant to the core.

Because the English names have to have the exact same meaning and references as the Japanese names? That’s fucking dumb and flat out incorrect.

Yeah. Femme as fuck.

Doesn’t help with the problem of having those pokemon actually appear (I’ve seen all of two Charmander since launch, for instance), but I guess it won’t hurt.

I’m sorry, but I know for a fact your religion says nothing about playing soccer with girls. Pro tip, fundies: this doesn’t help you save face.

Won’t work. Tracks distance by GPS (poorly, at that) and not like a pedometer.

Patricia, just want to let you know that someone’s decided to rehost this without attribution to you. Thought you’d like to know.

Best funeral in all of pro wrestling.