Because the English names have to have the exact same meaning and references as the Japanese names? That’s fucking dumb and flat out incorrect.

Yeah. Femme as fuck.

Doesn’t help with the problem of having those pokemon actually appear (I’ve seen all of two Charmander since launch, for instance), but I guess it won’t hurt.

I’m sorry, but I know for a fact your religion says nothing about playing soccer with girls. Pro tip, fundies: this doesn’t help you save face.

Won’t work. Tracks distance by GPS (poorly, at that) and not like a pedometer.

Patricia, just want to let you know that someone’s decided to rehost this without attribution to you. Thought you’d like to know.

Best funeral in all of pro wrestling.

Fun fact I’m surprised you didn’t mention when you referenced Conservapedia - that’s her son’s project.

Positive trend, that is. Just need to keep it going in the next election, and after.

Uh, Becky is their top female face by far.

Gabrielle, could I please get a follow on the Slot? I appreciate it, and offer this gif as tribute:

Nobody’s saying the word female can’t be used. Just not as a noun to refer to people. We’re aliens doing anthropological research on the human species here.

Are we sure anywhere else in the state qualifies as a city? There are under 600k people in the whole thing.

I thought we all knew a never was a period of time equaling a decade and a half.

Nebraska’s the other one you’re thinking of with Maine.

Well there’s your problem. 4 pokestops isn’t much at all. Of course, some places are ridiculously sparse, which is annoying, while places like Chicago have areas with 5 or 6 stacked right up next to each other with another dozen in each direction within 2 blocks.

As James Baldwin put it, “The great force of history comes from the fact that we carry it within us, are unconsciously controlled by it in many ways, and history is literally present in all that we do.”

Have your passenger run both phones. Done.

I was going to say it seems effortless how cool she is.