A strong reminder that just because someone possesses an education, that does not make them intelligent.

Oh, they’re not hilarious. The amazing fuckup that they committed in making the article you linked and their “attempt” to cover their tracks when it became clear they had fucked it up entirely? That’s pretty hilarious.

This is perhaps the most hilariously terrible thing.

The crime bill which Sanders voted for because he felt the Violence against Women Act (which was wrapped into the bill) was necessary, and which he proceeded to argue against the rest of once it was passed.

I want it to be eclipse-level shade, but know it almost certainly isn’t.

Meanwhile, bell hooks.

If I were a baby whose parents took me to a Trump rally, I’d absolutely hate my parents once I grew up and found out.

Prime Daddy.

“Voldemort lookalike, but in reality Voldemort cribbed his look from Scott”

Why should we accept restrictions on abortion?

I wish they were the whole court.

Amniotic fluid.

Maybe defenestration? They are restoring the Capitol dome...

If you like Raichu, absolutely don’t get Yellow.

No. Cruz and Rubio would be far worse because they have the threat of being effective in some capacity should they win overall. Trump plays spoiler on the GOP side nicely enough for now, and if America can get its shit together that will mean the Republicans don’t win even if Trump loses the primaries.

Look at the adjective: ‘play.’

Well I was just standing here, Ted Cruz locked himself in the closet. I asked myself why Ted Cruz gotta be locked up in the closet.

If they build a university and need someone for the English/Comp Lit/Translation department(s) I could be persuaded.

Anecdote, but my aunt actually did vote for McCain because Palin was on the ticket. She voted for Clinton in her state primary, but since Clinton didn’t get the nomination, and she wanted to cast a vote for a woman in the general election, she wound up going for McCain/Palin.

Thanks.