I want it to be eclipse-level shade, but know it almost certainly isn’t.

Meanwhile, bell hooks.

If I were a baby whose parents took me to a Trump rally, I’d absolutely hate my parents once I grew up and found out.

Prime Daddy.

“Voldemort lookalike, but in reality Voldemort cribbed his look from Scott”

Why should we accept restrictions on abortion?

This metal is specifically designed for fishes.

I wish they were the whole court.

Amniotic fluid.

Maybe defenestration? They are restoring the Capitol dome...

This does a good approximation of the visual style of certain periods of medieval European cartography, but doesn’t necessarily capture the underlying logic behind the organization. Medieval mapmakers would set Jerusalem as the center of the world, with regions such as Britain as backwaters on the periphery.

If you like Raichu, absolutely don’t get Yellow.

No. Cruz and Rubio would be far worse because they have the threat of being effective in some capacity should they win overall. Trump plays spoiler on the GOP side nicely enough for now, and if America can get its shit together that will mean the Republicans don’t win even if Trump loses the primaries.

Look at the adjective: ‘play.’

Well I was just standing here, Ted Cruz locked himself in the closet. I asked myself why Ted Cruz gotta be locked up in the closet.

If they build a university and need someone for the English/Comp Lit/Translation department(s) I could be persuaded.

Anecdote, but my aunt actually did vote for McCain because Palin was on the ticket. She voted for Clinton in her state primary, but since Clinton didn’t get the nomination, and she wanted to cast a vote for a woman in the general election, she wound up going for McCain/Palin.

Thanks.

Absolutely. And getting out of the grey on anything unless you’re a troll is impossible now too. Kinja’s an official failure.

Turns out they don’t know fractions that well. Probably a result of how they handle education policy.