I need to finish my piece on veganism now. This is too good an opportunity to pass up.

NVC is not white, just stupid and buying into some white shit.

I want to high five her but my hand would probably shatter on impact.

I only really feel any crackle when death growling. Same thing?

And I don’t even hear it.

I hear absolutely nothing that I wouldn’t describe as “normal talky sounds.” Either my ears are broken, or vocal fry is just the latest bugaboo cooked up by idiots who hate the way young women speak (and young women’s speech patterns eventually become the norm for society at large as a result of something called…

Also, if you are going to sing, get someone who can death growl and sing this.

1. The idea that America “desperately needed” a birthday song is hilarious.

Nope. They see the pope as a direct agent of satan.

Perhaps not in the interest of decorum to sing this song:

Ah, the late 90s, when we didn’t quite understand what the internet was capable of and came up with half-baked steps toward what it is today. And in sixteen years we’ll probably say similar things about these years.

Their plan is that once the Jews do what’s needed, Jesus will show up and smite the unbelievers and bring the faithful to heaven while Satan rules the earth and punishes everyone else.

Yeah, for them the Jews are God’s chosen people in the sense that if they don’t control Jerusalem they can’t rebuild the temple and if the temple isn’t rebuilt Jesus can’t come back to rain fire and judgment down on the unbelievers.

It’s a huge part of the backbone of the religious right’s pro-Israel stance.

Another quarter saw that he said something and creamed their pants, three eighths weren’t paying attention to begin with because “they’re all the same,” one sixteenth doesn’t speak English but speaks Spanish and are thinking “ad hominem, ¿qué quiere decir esta palabra? Palabra gringa, claramente,” and the remaining…

Also let’s not forget that Dominionist Christianity looks forward to an annihilation of the Jews so complete it’ll make the Shoah look like child’s play, all so they can have their special time with Jesus.

Half the country’s eyes glazed over when president Obama said “ad hominem” because Latin’s hard and sounds kind of like Spanish.

Scansion is terrible.

It probably has a lot to do with the abysmal way literature is taught in high schools.

We should be glad, that’s true. I simply figured since we got a happy ending (serial killer dead, no more prostitutes killed by this piece of garbage) that we might enjoy a moment of levity, poking a little at what seems almost silly to bring up when you’ve got a kill kit and an attempt to murder documented. Nobody…