The daughter of one of my friends was told by some boys in her first grade class that Pokemon was for boys and she couldn’t play with them. Her parents bought her some packs and stuff, and I made her day by giving her a tin full of a couple hundred old cards from various eras of the game that I had been collecting for…

I got an education to pay for.

Jazz vs Jason Knight from ECW Heatwave 1999.

In that case Chyna’s pretty much the only woman to meaningfully compete in WWE’s main promotion, period.

More than once! The closest we’ve gotten since is Beth Phoenix eliminating the Great Khali from the Royal Rumble a few years back.

I also take gold, silver, and platinum.

Since we make forms from electronic files, it doesn’t even require white out. Just edit the file, hit save, et voila! Your form now says Parent 1 and Parent 2. Government of Arkansas, my consulting fee is $10M per hour, so your bill is $41,666.67 for the 15 seconds of work. Thank you. I take cash or check.

Sunlight must be hell on her eyes after spending this long in a hole she dug herself.

Lawler needs to go, like now. His schtick worked (it was always in horrible taste, but it worked) in the context of the late 90s Attitude era “let’s be ECW light” gratuitous shit that it was born in (I love a lot of the 90s era matches, but even I can admit what it was). As WWE moves to a more family-oriented branding…

Maybe as many as two dozen. Just enough to be dozens.

I mean, I know she’s from the Sable era of “championship for biggest breasts” women’s wrestling, but I think Miss Jackie would like a recount on first black woman to ever meaningfully compete at the top.

That’s selling her short. Who doesn’t put the Miz to shame?

Plain spoken racist.

Now we just need a woman to take the Intercontinental title back. Her win against Jeff Jarrett remains one of my favorite growing up.

One of the worst things, I think, is the utter abomination that is the Divas Title. First of all, ugh the name. Yes, branding, so it can slide for now, but ugh. Second, what the fuck with the design? Seriously.

I really, really like the word funkadactyl though.

More like this:

Several times.

Once had a friend ask me to do an Alabama Slamma on him. Outside. On the ground. So I did. He wasn’t so keen on it afterward.

Excellent. When my brother and I would mess around as kids we decided to test the Figure Four and see if it would actually hurt.