“Because it’s a kilt, it has to be straight down,” he said, according to Smith. “It can’t flare out around your hips. It has to hang straight.”

Unless I’m missing something, those aren’t scare quotes but actual quote quotes.

Good marketing, saying you appreciate the slaughter of children. Couldn’t have picked better words at all.

Good deployment of Hughes and Winry.

Alternately, the game could be getting a bunch of poor people, putting them in a coliseum, and watching them beat rich people to death. At the end of the game, the wealth is redistributed to the winners and the live audience.

The Fuck Is This?

This is aboslutely horrible to say, but they’re the Family Research Council. Their name screams for a leader like Josh Duggar.

Sarcasm, for those who don’t catch it right away.

150 livestock in a diversified portfolio is a pretty good deal. But I think the Obamas should hold out for at least double the offer.

Let me guess, that’s her at age two.

Damn, that’s an ugly baby. I said damn, that’s an ugly-ass baby.

Because American healthcare is only useful if you’re rich. If you’e rich, it’s great. If you’re not, you’re fucked.

It’s not just celibate until married fundies.

I’m curious why number of partners is correlated with, well, anything? It’s not a positive or a negative thing, and doesn’t really say much.

Wow, this is old. But - the mesh can chafe. Also, though I don’t do it anymore, I got in the habit because when I was small that’s what my mother made me do for who knows what reason and it wasn’t until I was a teenager that I knew anyone did differently.

Came down to say the same thing. What?

Kinja, simultaneously bed friend and worst enemy of the kinja detective.

Technically, forty minutes is still “within minutes,” Anonymous Woman. No lying cops here.

But Jia’s anonymous. How ever will anyone find out?

I can’t believe that Jezebel published an article celebrating the kind of bullshit privileged white feminism that disregards the experience of anyone who isn’t white and/or of the bourgeoisie class, all with a cute little disclaimer near the bottom saying “Don’t try if you can’t look white and rich, tee hee” and that…