A layer of white concealed everything.

Although it does originate as a balls euphemism - first attested use in the OED is from a 1945 New York Times Magazine article:

I suspected as well, but wanted to be sure.

Yes!

I mean, maybe if you’re rocking something like M cups, but yeah, that’s just some crazy porn fantasy thinking right there.

A baker, you say? You could make your buns the star menu item!

Question. Would the Rabbi chastise you if you picked Jezebel? Personally my favorite name from the Hebrew bible is Rebekah.

I initially read this as suggesting Sam Jackson play Ginsburg and I’m kind of loving that idea.

if this was a biopic about Justice Antonin Scalia or Justice John Roberts, they wouldn’t need to hire one of the world’s most famous and beautiful actors to generate interest in the film

How about no to both.

Fatality #1 is exactly the sleeping bag thing, minus a sleeping bag and a second victim.

Hence “semi-likable” I imagine.

Not chosen, but worthy.

I mean, entitled white girl traveling condescendingly around the world seems like the only possible outcome of Jezebel running a travel blog. I’m not sure what else it could have turned into, really. So I’m not so much disappointed with flygirl as I am sadly resigned to my initial feeling turning out very, very right.

It was never going to be New York. Anyone thinking it wouldn’t be Chicago, or maybe Hawaii, was deluding themselves.

Jezebel is heavy on the Clinton Kool-Aid.

No thanks. My body is ready for Bernie Sanders.

Crowe’s response to Clickhole.

I hunted down the weather trio back in 2004-2005 when Ruby and Sapphire were current. Now I have their beautiful shiny primal/mega forms.