CCR Christians are the worst. I bet he doesn't even listen to CCR.

"That robot that runs around saying 'ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!' a lot, kids today won't respond to that. This motherfucker needs to have a sort of Salvador Dali melting clocks thing going on. Yeah, I know I'm a genius, now pass the coke."

The analogies will only be complete when the entire Trump family drives their gold-plated car off a cliff while shouting "Trump rules!"

Plus, the guy in the header looks super-stoked to get registered. Let's not insult his enthusiasm.

Around 0:17-0:19 it looks like we're getting a redux of the "Fight Milk" commercial. Not the Gang's most revisit-worthy video, but welcome nonetheless.

Return of the Red Eyes

Even by your standards, Sean, this was incredible. Many of us are prone to romanticizing despair in one way or another, and this is especially helpful given the awfulness of 2016 and the terrifying darkness that's coming. Thank you so much.

The only thing standing between democracy and fraud is an ocular patdown.

*sprinkles some crack on comments section, leaves*

How else is he supposed to know how swole his quads are, bro?

Avenged Sevenzord

Agreed on his late night appearances. Talk show interview is his ideal venue these days. He's a delight on Conan for 10-15 minutes. It's not enough for a special.

What am I supposed to do with that hint? This is Taboo, Karen, the word can't be that complicated! Goddammit, this happens every time we host couples game night, god forbid we actually WIN for once.

Straight outta Heaven, crazy cherub fucker named Azrael
From the gang called Naked Winged Archangels
On a cloudy day
I get my harp and play
Pluck the strings, and bodies are levitated

As I not-so-vividly recall it, everyone at the show I went to except for me and the person I was with was a 19-year-old white boy.

The AV Club: Turn Off the Snark led to several deaths during production, as we all know. Could we have some decency and not bring it up?

I just think it's adorable that Smashmouth has a Twitter account. Keep it up, you guys!

He's done some spot-on musical impressions, and his enthusiasm for music in general is kind of disarming. His performances of "Whip My Hair" as Neil Young and "Reading Rainbow" as Jim Morrison are both excellent.

Even controlling for the, uh, awful racism, there's nothing funny about it. It's just two words that rhyme. But sure, keep telling yourself it's "transgressive," champ.

This has got to be a setback for the health nut redbull and vodka drinkers.