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Guess this is millennial brown nosing.

So you’re saying putting chocolate in your pooper turns your blood into Hershey’s syrup? Well file my fangs and call me Count Chocula.

Chocolate enemas get the job done much faster and it works on both men and women to regulate the body’s natural cacao levels.

Pfft. I’ve been snorting chocolate my whole life. When I make chocolate milk with Nesquik, I don’t mix it all the way so I can eat the wet dust chunks (they burst in your mouth and you absorb the chocolate dust that was inside the wet “cocoon”). Sometimes I get a little too enthusiastic and end up inhaling the…

a chocolatey powder being peddled as a drug-free stimulant for $12.50 a bottle

I once snorted a line of chopped up SweeTarts. Haven’t been the same since. #MyPoopIsPink

I heard if you insert a chocolate coated tampon into your vagina you will shortly afterwards poop Hershey’s kisses. It true. I read it on the internet. I think it was Goop.

Isn’t the whole point of chocolate that it tastes good? Why skip that part?

Read my mind! I have a feeling this story’s about to triple in grossness. No way they smuggled Iraqi artifacts, made 7 payments to personal bank accounts (none belonging to the purported dealer), and falsified the origin *without* dealing with the IS....

Haha, I had the same thought... “I have no idea what I’m doing” seems to be THE hot excuse for criminal reichwingers this season. (And how depressing that people seem to be accepting it. SMDH &c.)

Can one of you help me understand why federal prosecutors would bring a civil complaint rather than a criminal one?

Yes, I’m waiting to hear how much money they handed over to the IS. That’s going to be record breakingly gross.

Give em a few minutes.....

And it’s a dumb defense because it makes you want to ask WTH they were trying to do in the first place.

there are black people serving life sentences in grueling conditions for possessing tiny bags of crack and these fuckers get to deny their employees birth control, steal ancient priceless shit, and get off with a fine and a slap on the fucking wrist.

I don’t see how they couldn’t deal with terrorists given where those artifacts came from.

I would *really* like to know from whom the Hobby Lobby asswipes bought these artifacts. I have a sick feeling that the answer is ‘Daesh.’

Can these people get any grosser?

Uh smuggling in artifacts by deliberately mislabeling them seems like a bit more than “regrettable mistakes” due to “inexperience”. The smuggling part makes it seem like you kiiiiinda knew what you were doing.