The earth is only 6000 years old, so there’s plenty of time.

This comment is OUTRAGEOUS, and demands a response!

I’ll take solace when all of Trump’s golf courses and resorts are under water. 

Jared can figure it out!

Can you sue the EPA back into submission if it structurally refuses to do that for which it exists? Honest question.

Well there’s Toby he has a chemistry set and Steve knows where the office supplies are. We’re gonna give them a TI-30 calculator and a buttload of Mountain Dew so they should figure this out in no time.  

I want my taxes back.

You know what would be terrific? If he were to go on a hunting/fishing trip and die from monoxide poisoning from one of those dodgy space-heaters they always use in the cabins. Happened to a local fuckwit with a similar bent and the irony was delicious!

I think it’s sad to see people call trump “their” president with pride.

The President (and Ambassadress) of all of our hearts.

I wonder what she gets Christ for Father’s Day? I mean like a tie or new sandals just don’t seem to cut it...

I feel like we are not focused enough on the fact that her name is Makenna.

I’d rather have Godzilla as president. There’s be far less general destruction of our country.

Yas kween with a capital een! Isn’t it terrific how THIS tweet has like TWICE as many likes & retweets as the original Trumpanzee’s tweet? Fabulous.

Of course this Makenna describes herself as a daughter of Christ. People like this always do.

#RaisedRightWing

Well as opposed to “raised left”, she certainly was raised right! Just, not when You mean right as a synonym for correct

She never had a chance; her name is Makenna.

This has been the single most infuriating thing on the web this week. What’s the opposite of a Crisis Actor because I refuse to believe this shit isn’t planned.