I saw the pictures of the ones wedding, (Eric I think) on the story about the new HUD woman and I can’t even understand why he thought he did with his hair was a good idea for his freaking wedding. He looks like a 12 year old going to summer camp. Or like he shaved his head to get ride of lice and it was getting to…

They’re offensively ugly. No chins, and the slicked back hair makes them look like serial killers. Eric looks like Voldemort, except with hair.

They watched “American Psycho” and thought it was a self-help movie.

It also doesn’t help their “quest for class” that the internet is replete with images of “fauuther” pounded KFC like a common poors.

This gives me hope that one day, Barron may be a dreadlocked budtender freeganing his way through Tucson and giving long rambling interviews to whoever will buy him a beer.

Although I thought during the campaign in one of those fluff interviews either him or his wife said that the kids favorite game was “tickle the daddy”? Which just sounds so creepy and the idea of anyone tickling Ted Cruz gives me hives so I’m not going to look it up, but I remember hearing that and being like, your…

“Lucifer in the flesh” John Boehner.

I haven’t seen someone get flicked in at least 2 decades. I’m dying.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

My goodness, them boys are ugly.

They’re trying to sound like a higher class of person instead of the grasping, social climbing, nouveau riche vulgarians they actually are - which backfires because it’s one of the “tells.” That and insisting they’re rich when they probably have very few liquid assets.

HIDE THEM FROM THE TRUMP MEN!!! Otherwise, Donnie Jr. will be walking around with a giraffe tail in hand and his nasty fur-wearing wife will be wearing a brown spotted coat soon. They are murderers.

I’ve seen The Color Purple multiple times and even I forgot Steven Spielberg directed that one. It’s so closely associated with Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey and blackness in general that the white director kinda gets forgotten, at least in the circles I’m in.

The point that Steven Spielberg directs far, far, far more movies about men than women seems fair.

Nah, that dude has a chin. Close but no murderous despot cigar.

These fucking assholes bailed him out. This is exactly why he feels like he can “take” whatever he wants.

Wait, so his mom got married, lost her governor daddy’s famous last name, and then named her son “Dalton” just to eternally remind everyone her boy comes from an “important family?”

Since Baril’s coming from money, what are the chances he doesn’t even get probation for this? Good thing he wasn’t interviewing for a job or something while black with children.

It’s scumbags like this who reinforce my thought that we need a new plague.

But can he swim fast?