The Lifecycle of a Woman:

Yeah it was more like, BEING PREPARED for terrorism in a big city is a fact of life, i.e., he was being reasonable and responsible. Foreign concepts to fuckwad jr.

Syringe? Hello.

Who are they fucking then? Its mathematically impossible unless they’re all gay.

MAGA for not wanting to be here because it’s a nightmare so they leave of their own volition.

Another purposeful generation of self-deportation motivation. Because it’s cheaper if they’re just scared shitless so we don’t have to raid them.

Is the urge for monarchy biological? I’m kind of wondering. Even or especially in America where success is equated with deserving reverence, do we just really want rule by divine right so we don’t have to brush the Dorito loco taco dust off our XL Under Armour and vote?

Please go buy some horses you second class off the track thoroughbred horse advocates

She’s trying to be the coated aspirin for this shitstain but she’s a shitstain with an indigested aspirin in it and fuck her and her whole family to hell forever. FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKER NO ONE ASKED FOR!

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Omg honey tell me there’s olives present and I’m there! This is a beautiful tableau.

No no no no no I did not need more sons or more new rob Lowe activity so shove it and stop it.

That looks like a crazy ass Frida Kahlo smorgasbord of things. Well done, you.

Seriously. They’re wearing flack jackets with presumably militarised vehicles and firepower but they had to shoot at a dude with a woman serving as body armour? Tell me how they were protecting some other group or greater good for shooting a pregnant black woman. I sense white power erections but I’m open to learning…

Exactly. STINKS TO HIGH HEAVENS OF CYA.

Soooo, like, to respond to everyone shrieking that he was shooting too — if I’m being used as a human shield do I deserve to be shot because the person using me as a shield is shooting? Can they maybe back the fuck off for a sec and use their brains instead of their knee jerk ballsacks for once?

The only acceptable female spokespersons for the far right are highly submissive clones of the cheerleaders who laughed at and wouldn’t fuck our current republican representatives in high school. You bet if they assert any autonomy they get retribution in the form of career destruction. Recompense, right?

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Same. I know it sounds so self-indulgent but after being screamed at for being “ungrateful” my entire fucking childhood I just want to scream “I never asked to be born!” I’m glad that loving, responsible people still want to be parents because we need some non-assholes for the future, but I also sometimes think having…

Awwwww what a lovely reply! I fuck up on here and post bitchy stuff sometimes and I feel SO bad about myself after. That’s on my list of ‘fix your shit’ items.