I wish Politico published the actual quote just to see how tortured the analogy was.

I’m psychic. I literally hit “Publish” and then walked into the living room and saw Priebus was out. I then saw Kelly had become Chief of Staff and started thinking Kelly was one of the few people qualified to run the department he was head of, so it is time to put someone crazy in that slot.

Once he’s finished that up, I encourage him to fill some of those empty positions by nominating people he knows he can trust. May I suggest Donnie, Ivanka, and Eric?

Good news priebus is out!

I just go with Rinsed Pubis as the accompaniment to My Penis (Mike Pence).

Also Paulie is too stupid to understand a reference to a sinking ship probably isn’t going to go over well with Grump.

I encourage Trump to soon as soon as possible fire AG Sessions, who many members of congress admire, fire the Special Prosecutor Mueller who most of congress respects, and also fire Priebus who is a personal friend of Speaker of the House Paul Ryan. I’m sure with Republican starting to awaken to just how valuable his…

Meanwhile, Scaramucci’s wife, Deidre Ball, has filed for divorce. According to a person, she is “fed up with his ruthless quest to get close to President Trump, whom she despises.” Okay.

Rancid Penis was always my go to

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is about a freak storm wrecking a ship and killing a bunch of working-class sailors. So, more like what the GOP was trying to do with healthcare.

Paul Ryan’s too stupid to get the irony that he quoted a Canadian singer-songwriter who, by virtue of his citizenship, has universal health care.

Note to the White House.

People like her got Trump elected.

Thank you. The “Democrat Purity Test” is doing literally nothing to help our current situation and will only hurt us in 2018.

The Party of (No) sneezed. I guess we’re seeing that cold catch over here too.

This is not a good take. He’s trying to paint Republicans into a corner with this line. If they don’t come to the table and try to repair ACA, they look unreasonable and it gives Dems even more campaign fodder than just the votes of the last week. They get to be the adults in the room and Republicans will be the ones…

So you just want Democrats to do what exactly? Just sit back like Republicans did and take their ball and go home and refuse to do anything? Not govern? Not offer any solutions? It working out really well for the Republicans so far.

Schumer seems to think that bipartisanship is a possibility or, at least, the road Americans want Democrats to take.

Trying to show the art of winning gracefully. Something that many in Washington D.C. have forgotten how to do.

Good on Schumer for shutting it down. Baby steps to getting more class back into the joint.