it’s a troll, do not engage.

“more than one hundred pages of alibi documents”

I can’t get over the fact that Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show. I’m fucking bored just thinking aboutzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, MADGE.

Just imagine how much less we’d hear about Chris Martin if he hadn’t married Goop all those years ago.

“Because she has probably been aborted,”

I don’t know why I am starring this but I am.

“Because she has probably been aborted,” said Mother Teresa.

Now that you mention it, I don’t remember her giving shit to the Pismo Beach Disaster Relief. Some people lost everything, even their skis and bongs!

George Michael Ultra Light. ;)

Okay, George Michael.

Magic Attic Club or gtfo.

:) no doubt.
Yet, as mentioned, that’s what made me really stop and think for a second, what kind of mood must I be in, where these absolutely *bananas* stories are just like “yeah, ok... plausible”...

I LOVE the computer games. I’m in my 30s. DON’T JUDGE ME.

It’s like everything needs a “gritty reboot” now.

Bailey School kids.

The Nancy Drew Files were much more fun.

ALso, when are we getting a series about the Boxcar Children? Those books were the shit when I was in first grade