I was SUPER into wayside school and that other series of books that was like ... The teacher was a vampire ! Or the janitor was a zombie’ or something I can't remember the series name!

WHILE THE COCK DRIPPED

LOL. Ned was just such a little loser like always getting kidnapped and seriously if you look at the hardy boys book covers and the illustrations on the inside of them they always look like a gay sibling porn scene

Aww this is sad and sweet. I don’t think one of my fav saints SAINT AGNES would be too happy about that nun dissing Nancy Drew

Okay what is this boarding school movie called? I need to watch it.

OHHH okay maybe. That’s what I’m thinking of. I cannot imagine the amount of money he has made off of those movies. You know those like flame-less LED candles? They have pirates of the Caribbean branded ones like the same ones they used in the movie.

A+ usage of titian hair

Yes Mary that is my shin. Let's marry Mary

She PLAYED Nancy in the Nancy Drew movie that was made didn’t she?

Hahaha isn't he just such a musketeer ? Wait did HE play a musketeer ever? Because he really should

NANCY DREW FOREVER

Fuck YEA. “George and her boy like frame quickly scaled the tree”

Ned most def fucked the HARDy boys.

Idk my dad gave me a white jeep when I was 21 that was pretty cool and I actually DID solve one mystery in it.

WITH a blue convertible

God is rewarding me for the last week of bullshit. Hallelujah!

Hahahah oh he might. just always imagined him living in a castle or something like I don't think I've ever actually imagined him living in modern times

I could actually see it working out for them maybe but I think it would crumble once they had to choose between living in Europe or LA

Dig it

Yeah that's it caught me